Country Song Titles

I was listening to the Austin Lounge Lizards on the way to work today, and wanting to maintain my country music buzz I dialed up some country on Launch. The titles of country songs are really something. A couple that I heard were "Men and Mascara Always Run" and " Screw You, We're From Texas." Of course, in the car this morning I was listening to songs like "You Can Eat Dog Food" and "We Always Fight When We Drink Gin."